Friday, June 6, 2014

NEWS FROM THE BEYOND ( INSERT EERIE MUSIC HERE )

Appoint Special Committee for Benghazi because all the questions have been asked and answered but we don't understand the answers. ( Speaker Boehner )

Get pissed because you have been left out of the Special Committee and sabotage said committee by releasing critical, before now unknown, items of interest. ( Rep. Issa )

 First call for the freeing of our soldier Bergdahl from the clutches of the Taliban by trading prisoners, then when that is accomplished go on Fox News and proclaim that the President has traded the wrong terrorists. ( Sen. McCain ) 

Go to briefing on the circumstances surrounding said soldiers release, leave the briefing early, get on Fox News to complain that you didn't learn anything. ( Sen. Chambliss )

Suggest that Soldier Bergdahl's release was, although in process for months if not years, was actually scheduled to keep newspapers from putting the VA scandal on the front page. ( Gov. Perry )

Excoriate the First Lady Michelle Obama for trying to help get our children physically fit and enabling them to eat healthy food at school. ( just about every Republican out there )